[ fool class ]
Brandishing a marotte, covered in bells and wielding cream pies.
Oh, I like this cream pie as wielded weapon idea. :-)
Reminds me a game where I incidentally had a banana in my melee
weapon slot - I think to avoid using the Stormbringer I put the
artifact in another slot -, and I liked that banana as "weapon";
reminded me a Monty Python sketch.